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« on: June 01, 2007, 05:12:56 PM »

Be sure to read all the way to the end!
 
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
 
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
 
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
 
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
 
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
 
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
 
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
 
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
 
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom..."
 
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
 
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inte rest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Worker s Compensation Tax
 
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt,
had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the
kids.
 
What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
 
And I still have to "press 1" for English.
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 05:39:47 PM »

death n' taxes....
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 08:15:10 PM »

Answer?  vote for the Libertarians and Independents..  every vote for the 2 main parties is a vote for bigger government, more taxes, more costly programs and for a shrinking middle class.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 10:52:30 PM »

when they run someone who is A. not a wing nut and B. has a chance of winning so that my vote does not go down the crapper, i'll do that.  unfortunately, even a good 3rd party person usually splits the vote and we end up with??

as it stands now, this may be the first time in my life that i don't vote.
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 11:56:23 PM »

....and B. has a chance of winning so that my vote does not go down the crapper, i'll do that. 

How many times have I heard that and often wondered if all the folks that thought that did indeed vote for that person then that person just might have won.
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2007, 01:50:16 AM »

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How many times have I heard that


valid point.  however, we had ross and got cigar boy.  that was not worth my vote.
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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2007, 07:33:21 AM »

Forget the presidency for now. Just vote for anyone but the 2 main parties for the house and the senate. Having 100 independents or Libs in the house or 20-40 in the senate will go a long way to reducing the problems within this country. Anyone who doesn't vote or who votes for a republican or democrat blindly (there 'are' some good ones out there) is agreeing to everything this country has become.
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2007, 07:39:03 AM »

"It is unfortunate that the efforts of mankind to recover the freedom of which they have been so long deprived, will be accompanied with violence, with errors, and even with crimes. But while we weep over the means, we must pray for the end." --Thomas Jefferson
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2007, 10:17:39 AM »

a lot of people vote the letter.  that way they don't have to be informed about issues or people.  while i find i generally vote republican, that is not always true.  especially in local and state elections. 

if i don't vote this time, it will be because i don't want any of them as president.  this time i will not vote for the best of the bad.  i am to old for that.  it is not worth it.  this is the first time i have come to the conclusion that there is no one to vote for.  that's not a good feeling.
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.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2007, 10:21:52 AM »

Is this to say an independent or libertarian cannot become corrupt when under the influence of DC?Many good people succumb to the pressure and allure of being a career politician and forget who got them there!
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2007, 01:05:32 PM »

Many of those taxes mentioned did exist 100 yrs ago. Our revolutuionary war was fought, among other reasons, b/c of taxation. Remember "taxation w/o representation." The problem is not politicians per se, but us. We accept the status qou b/c it takes too much time and energy to fight the gov't all the time. Thats why lobbyists are so succesful. Its there job to influence gov't officials. They can do it all day and night, while we work to pay our taxes.
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« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2007, 01:09:53 AM »

I type a response to this in another forum a while back i will find it. Because basically it isn't true.

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« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2007, 01:19:18 AM »

http://www.terraforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=102492&highlight=taxes

Found it.

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