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« on: May 28, 2007, 12:15:21 PM »

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Slobodan Milosevic died and went straight to hell. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England: I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.



George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States; I want to see how everybody is doing there too." He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Ten million dollars".



With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. Slobodan was even more jealous and starts screaming, "I want to call Serbia too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputy; I want to talk to the SPS, everybody..." He calls Serbia and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked and talked and talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "One dollar". Slobodan is stunned and says "One dollar?



Only one freaking dollar?" The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2007, 12:35:23 PM »

Darfur must be local also.

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Brendhan
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