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« on: May 16, 2007, 08:26:13 AM »



Socialism:
you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbour

Komunism:
you have 2 cows, goverment takes both and gives you a little milk

Facism:
you have two cows, goverment takes both and sales you milk

Nacism:
you hvae 2 cows, goverment takes both and shoots them

byrocratism:
--//-, goverment takes both, executes one, milks the other and pours the milk away.

Tradicional Capitalism:
--//- you sell one, buy a bull, the herd grows, you retire with profit

American Capitalism:
--//- you sell one, make the other one produce quadraple ammounts of milk and later hire counsler to tell you why the cow died.

French Corporation
--//- you start a strike in a demand to have three cows

Japan Corporation:
--//- you redisign the cows so they make 10 times as much milk and then you invent a smart toy called a COWACKOCHI and make huge profits on the world scale trade.

German Corporation:
--//- with genetic ingenering you extend their life to 100 years, they eat only once in a week and milk themselves.

Italian Corporation:
--//- you don't know where they are, you go for a lunch

Russian Corporation:
--//- you count them, and find out you actually have 5, count them again-42, and again..yes they're 2. you stop counting and open anothr bottle of vodka.

Swiss Corporation:
you have 5000 cows, none of them is yours, you bill other people just so you keep them for them.

Chinese Corporation:
--//- and 300 people who milk them, you report of high employment rate and high milk benefits. the reporter who reported about the numbers, gets arrested.

Indian Corporation:

--//- you praise both!

Brittish Corporation
--//- both are mad!



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