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« on: May 06, 2007, 10:19:14 PM »

Three Things to Ponder:
 
1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments


Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 07:05:13 AM »

Not much you can add to that! I like it Jerry. Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 08:03:42 AM »

Amen, Jerry.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2007, 07:16:03 PM »

we must get the same emails.  i got that one a few days ago.  good one!
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"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun?  The generalizing
and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter
whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
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