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Author Topic: How to prepare for alien invasion  (Read 3921 times)
Jerrymac
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« on: April 25, 2007, 10:26:38 AM »

You have been warned;

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070425/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_aliens1;_ylt=Aq8zZ84fs0jrdXxarKJMrvXMWM0F
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 03:18:00 PM »

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

i might have already shared this site.  it's one of my favorites  smiley
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 07:10:52 PM »

Every time I put the foil over my head I stop hearing the voices and start running into things  shocked shocked shocked
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 08:41:27 PM »

I read a great article once.  The title was "Kill them and eat them".  The subtitle was "no matter how bad they taste".  The gist was that anytime a technologically superior culture meets a technologically inferior culture the only ones that get left alone are the cannibals, most of whom are still being left alone while all the friendly Indians have been wiped out.  So what we should do if we ever meet ETs is BBQ them and hopefully their friends will leave us alone because we are too disgusting to mess with.  Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 09:46:13 PM »

When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.

That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.

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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2007, 02:31:19 PM »

If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness? grin
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2007, 06:51:37 PM »

I'm not sure but it should do wonders for you pompador.  Better than Bryel Creme.
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 08:30:54 PM »

If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness? grin

No.. but the big monster aliens will think you look like a big Hersey's Kiss & eat you! 
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2007, 03:54:16 PM »

When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.

That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.

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 Its just a sales pitch. Fat people are unhealthy! Even alians would know that! Dangerous to BBQ as they create grease flare-ups!
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2007, 09:36:03 AM »

Konasdad, now that was a funnneeeeee.  Grease fires are a bummer.  Have a great and wonderful day, Cindi
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