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kathyp
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 03:18:00 PM » |
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http://zapatopi.net/afdb/i might have already shared this site. it's one of my favorites 
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"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing
and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter
whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 07:10:52 PM » |
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Michael Bush
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2007, 08:41:27 PM » |
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I read a great article once. The title was "Kill them and eat them". The subtitle was "no matter how bad they taste". The gist was that anytime a technologically superior culture meets a technologically inferior culture the only ones that get left alone are the cannibals, most of whom are still being left alone while all the friendly Indians have been wiped out. So what we should do if we ever meet ETs is BBQ them and hopefully their friends will leave us alone because we are too disgusting to mess with. |
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Understudy
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2007, 09:46:13 PM » |
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When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.
That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.
Sincerely,
Brendhan
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The status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it. Dr. Horrible
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abejaruco
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2007, 02:31:19 PM » |
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If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness?  |
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Brian D. Bray
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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2007, 06:51:37 PM » |
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I'm not sure but it should do wonders for you pompador. Better than Bryel Creme.
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Life is a school. What have you learned?  The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election! |
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kensfarm
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« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 08:30:54 PM » |
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If I spread honey on my head, and use a Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie, Will I stop the baldness? No.. but the big monster aliens will think you look like a big Hersey's Kiss & eat you! |
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KONASDAD
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2007, 03:54:16 PM » |
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When the aliens arrive they will eat the fat one's first.
That was the slogan on a billboard for a gym. I still find it funny.
Sincerely,
Brendhan
Its just a sales pitch. Fat people are unhealthy! Even alians would know that! Dangerous to BBQ as they create grease flare-ups! |
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"The more complex the Mind, the Greater the need for the simplicity of Play".
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Cindi
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2007, 09:36:03 AM » |
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Konasdad, now that was a funnneeeeee. Grease fires are a bummer. Have a great and wonderful day, Cindi
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There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold. The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold. The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee. Robert Service
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