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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2007, 10:23:08 PM »
41) someone accidentally put dope in the smoker instead of normal smoker fuels.
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2007, 05:01:53 PM »
42) http://members.shaw.ca/ahtenaga/shoes.html Athletes Foot.

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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2007, 12:36:46 AM »
45 (I think)

By befriending the yellowjack, the honeybee has moved underground where NO ONE would ever expect to look.

46) The Mothership collected them all, dropped them off in FRANCH and the poor things all committed suiside.

47) Some "not to bright worker" got sold on Amway products, now they all are going door to door JUST to break even.

48) After getting caught at a drive-in movie one night, they all saw the movie SAW III and are scared to return to dark places.

49) They heard of a rumor that God is starting a new Garden of Eden and thought the trip was well worth the effort concidaring man has turned them into a modified ant-farm and they no longer feel like real bees.

50) Because of record increases of sunspot activity, the bees are spending an extra hour a day in the field, only to be lost and stuck there at night - consequently, the BAT POPULATION in 2007 has doubled world wide and expected to continue to rise until no bees are left or  DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME is done away with!!!!!!
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2007, 10:00:31 AM »
51) verizon's new family plan.
52) the new motorola razr.
52) the price of gas keeps bees from returning home from the fields.
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2007, 01:28:08 PM »
53) Istanbul is Constantinople now

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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2007, 03:53:17 AM »
54) The bees heard Rosie ODonnell is going to become beekeeper (look how she destroyed K-Mart!)

55) [Broke Back Mountain would only kill all the drones...]

56) Trump and Sue Bee have hired a mob to ruin beekeeping because the apprentice beekeeping show didn't get the ratings expected.

57) High Tension Power Lines (competing buzz)

58) The magnetic poles are about to flip, they're partying in antartica

59) Arial Chem-Trails

60) Hey, I don't like the looks of the 2008 election either, I'm considering leaving the country too!

61) How do you think the Aussie get all their bees for cheap packages anyway? (kidnapping?)

62) The bees are all on location filming the fall "B movie"

63) The newspaper's frequent misspelling of "fowlbrood" has made the bees migrate on their own.

64) Bee extras need for the next Bush's Honey Beens advertisement.

65) There's a giant beehive following the Hale Bop Comet, put on your bee sneakers and don't be afraid to eat the apple sauce.

66) Tom Cruise is doing some freaky stuff, maybe he's doing something with the bees?

67) Interest rates must be on the rise, I think we are having a hiving bust.

68) KFC no trans-fat, maybe the bees are at a consortum to work out the "honey sauce" thing next?

69) Al-queda is posing as beekeepers and destroying world pollination.

70) Bees all got a copy of Forest Gump and decided to start flying and just keep on flying....

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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2007, 07:03:04 AM »
71.)  There is a severe distortion in the Torsion Flux matrix...

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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2007, 09:11:15 AM »
72)They played to much Enemy Territory and got Elbow Tendonites, so they couldn't continue flying , right John :-D
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2007, 03:00:16 PM »
73) Dale Jr. may leave DEI
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2007, 10:38:33 PM »
78) Wikipedia!

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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #31 on: June 14, 2007, 04:56:19 PM »
What happened to 74 through 77?
Lost in space where acid rain caught up with them.
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2007, 11:11:45 PM »
(74) I heard that God decided that the bees were more worthy of the rapture than we humans were.

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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2007, 01:00:39 AM »
75)  Must be something in the water

76)  It's all the vitamins they have now a days.  They're growing up way too
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2007, 11:29:20 PM »
77) Global Warming :roll:

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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2007, 03:03:02 PM »
Why without question , it has to be Shakespeare's "Hamlet" .  You know  "To bee or not to bee ---"                            ---Burl---
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2007, 01:44:23 PM »
Or was that correctly 'MacBeth' ?  "Oh to suffer the outrageous slings and arrows of fortune. "
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Re: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2007, 09:23:59 AM »
(79) They heard Hilary's laugh

(80) Al Gore won the noble peace prize

(81) They became liberal and decided to quit working for the man

(82) Too many illegal mexicans to deal with

 

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