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Author Topic: The top 100 list of outrageous things causing CCD  (Read 7443 times)
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« on: April 15, 2007, 07:02:18 PM »

I've herd everything from, diseases to cell phones causing CCD. And every news article I've read seems to reference to some scientist (usually from Europe) who did something to some bees and then CCD occurred.

So I've decided to start a list of 100 outrageous things that could also cause CCD. It's not complete so feel free to add.

1) The launch of Windows Vista.

2) 7 years of George Bush in office.

3) Bees searching for Non-smoking section of the world.

4) Sanjaya's singing voice on American Idol.

5) The death of Anna Nicole Smith.
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2007, 07:05:46 PM »

6) Carnivorous plants
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2007, 07:12:28 PM »

7) Internet pornography.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2007, 07:47:39 PM »

8 ) The Nintendo Wii.

9) Cigarettes.

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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2007, 07:58:21 PM »

10)  CCD started to occur when the workers created a union.
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2007, 07:59:23 PM »

11) Canadian Super Villeins join forces and have unleashed their "Bee Magnet" upon the world. Soon they will destroy us all.

12) Bees cash in their frequent flier miles and vacation in the Bahamas.

13) Dog Chromosomes manage their way into the Honey Bee Genome. Workers cannot stop flying in circles, while trying to catch their stinger.
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2007, 09:23:03 PM »

14) activist judges

15) Aliens from Mars

16) Viagria
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2007, 09:35:37 PM »

17) people who like Matt Kenseth in Nascar (like the all powerful Beemaster whom picks his nose daily)
18) gas prices

19) the ps3
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2007, 10:12:49 PM »

20 ) Hords of flesh-eating zombies trying to relieve the pain of undead arthritis.

21) The Mile High club... I think we all know why.
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2007, 05:58:43 AM »

22. They heard those dumb blond jokes and became dumb blonds.

23. That satellite the Chinese destroyed was their GPS locater.

24. They don't call it loco weed for nothin'.

25. They heard Cyndi Lauper singing about how girls just want to have fun.

 
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« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2007, 02:32:25 PM »

26) All Bees abscouned to Jerrymac's fortified Bunker after the arrival of the 6000 gallon tanker of queen pheromone.

27) Kathyp's logical and wellspoken Conservative thinking changed these Social Creatures to Capitolists, they now reside in the lower-levels of Wall Street waiting to buy all pollinated fruit and veggie stocks BEFORE the inevitable market climb occurs.

28) Buzzbeejr found 1 billion miniture Axis Power uniforms, supplying all the bees he could with them. After finding out his effort to make a fair game of Enemy Territory had gone all wrong, he turned his weapons on his team mates in a futile game of Civil War.

29) A distant planet from Earth needed honeybees in order to pollinate their crops after the buzzerpooh insect went extinct due to the dreaded cyclical Global Cooling - they sent their entire fleet of motherships to Earth and transmitted their massive pheromone waves, all workerbee (and those lazy drones) flew up to the low hovering ships and within minutes the air-craft was well on its way back to its own Galaxy.

PS - Thanks Jerry
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« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2007, 09:28:15 PM »

30) A terrorist honey bee sleeper cell of suicide stingers was activated. 
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2007, 10:15:28 PM »

31) The Initiative on Cybernations.com  hahhaa
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« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2007, 08:17:40 AM »

 
32) They heard that Al sharpton and Jessie Jackson were coming to fight for their cause

33) Its five o'clock somewhere.Happy hour and all you can eat buffet.(can clear an office pretty quick too!) cheesy cheesy cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2007, 04:14:58 PM »

(34) they joined the army reserve trying to bee all that they can bee
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2007, 07:09:45 PM »

36) The Honey Bee internal GPS system gets its directions from Map Quest now.
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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2007, 08:25:06 AM »

37)  Cingular is the NEW AT&T.
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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2007, 06:49:04 PM »

38) The UCLA as decide to list bees as underpriviledged and represent them. 
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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2007, 08:54:53 PM »

39)  Unlike the humans, they actually listened to the dolphins and are leaving earth before the vogon destructor ship arrives..
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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2007, 09:07:01 PM »

40) They received a voice message from Alec Baldwin  grin
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