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Alligator shoes
« on: October 19, 2007, 08:53:56 PM »
A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. "How much for these shoes?" she asked the store manager. "$200", he replied. "That`s too expensive! Can`t you bring the price down?" The store manager said he couldn't, and got irritated when the blonde persisted. Finally after arguing with her for awhile he said, "There`s a pond with alligators behind the store! Why don`t you kill an alligator and get your alligator shoes free?!" he yelled. "Fine I will," the blonde replied. After an hour, the manager got a bit worried that the blonde might have come to harm with the alligators. He decided to go out and check on her. When he arrived at the pond, he saw the blonde lugging a dead alligator and flinging it on the ground next to 6 other dead ones. Before he could ask what she was doing, she wailed "Oh my gosh! This one doesn`t have any shoes either!"

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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2007, 07:43:32 AM »
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Re: Alligator shoes
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2007, 12:38:03 PM »
Haaa, haaah, haahh  :-D :-D :-D  Great day.  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service