You know me, Im prety placid, Im a lover not a fighter! Casablanca err Cassanova eat ya heart out!
So yesterday I had a BBQ.
This afternoon I noticed it had started to smoulder and while I was putting it out, this Ahole from next door, the one that keeps mowing my nature strip starts yelling over the fence.
"its illegal to burn rubbish, Im gunna call the fire brigade" etc etc.
I yelled back tactfully and clearly I thought" Its the remains from a BBQ yesterday, I am putting it out".
God strike me, its the first communication I have had with the cretin. I told him to call the firebrigade, hes shouting put it out, Im shouting if you stop interrrupting me itll get dome sooner. Then he yells out "Ill burn you"!!! Can you believe it? I was amazed I said what??? and there was silence. So I continued spreading the ashes and yelled out "Its BBQ season, get used to it, every weekend from now on is a BBQ".
I should have called the coppers.
(I swear Ill cook sausages for breakfast lunch and dinner on the BBQ from now on!)
I put up with the idiot tuning its motorbikes all hours, never said boo, just put in the earplugs and tolerate it.
Oh well, revenge is a dish best eaten cold they say. But I should have called the coppers after he yelled out he would burn me. I might after this long weekend is over.
Anyways, I hope that has put an end to his mowing my nature strip. :-D
Now can you believe that actually happened?
Guess what? Tomorrow Im having another BBQ! :evil: