The story of my life:
She lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my patio.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and
knocked on the door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get lucky tonight!
Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??
Being a senior citizen, really stinks!