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Offline sawdstmakr

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Domestic Violence
« on: March 26, 2015, 12:57:41 PM »
 Two policemen call the station on the radio.

"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."



Jim
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

Offline mikecva

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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 02:06:46 PM »
 :cheesy:
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Listen to others but make your own decisions. That way you own the results.
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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 06:38:13 PM »
My wife said, no arrest, it was justifiable homicide.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2015, 10:38:03 AM »
 :cheesy: :grin:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2015, 10:57:25 AM »
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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2015, 05:14:26 PM »
 :shocked:  :cheesy:

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Re: Domestic Violence
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2015, 03:55:31 PM »
 :smile: :cool:
"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne

 

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