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« on: April 16, 2014, 08:51:25 AM »

The pastor shocked the congregation when he announced that he was resigning from the church and moving to a drier climate.
    After the service a very distraught lady came to the pastor with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Pastor Bob, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!"
    The kindhearted pastor patted her hand and said "Now, now, Carolyn, don't carry on. The pastor who takes my place might be even better than me".
    "Yeah", she said "That's what they said the LAST time too!!!"
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 09:59:04 AM »

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