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Offline iddee

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NOT SO FUNNY
« on: April 09, 2015, 08:17:57 AM »
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
 
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
 
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
 
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post:
'Thou Shalt Not Steal'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: NOT SO FUNNY
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2015, 10:09:43 AM »
 :grin: :grin:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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Re: NOT SO FUNNY
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 06:04:49 AM »
 :grin: :grin:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

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Re: NOT SO FUNNY
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 07:46:09 PM »
So Sadly true.
39 Hives and growing.  Havent found the end of the comfort zone yet.

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Re: NOT SO FUNNY
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2015, 06:20:27 PM »
we laughed hard
It is just sad

 

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