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Offline GSF

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The story of my life
« on: January 23, 2015, 07:10:00 PM »
The story of my life:

 She's single....

She lives right across the street.

I can see her place from my patio.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and
knocked on the door.


I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I have
this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get lucky tonight!

Are you doing anything?"


I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"


She said, "Great! ....Could you watch my dog??
 


Being a senior citizen, really stinks!
 
"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne

Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: The story of my life
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2015, 10:10:28 PM »
 :cheesy:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

Offline Switchback

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Re: The story of my life
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2015, 09:13:34 PM »
Sucks getting old. :grin:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

Offline Geoff

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Re: The story of my life
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2015, 06:59:03 PM »
   Better than the alternative Switchback  ! ! !
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