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Offline triple7sss

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6 Months to Live
« on: May 13, 2016, 01:34:49 AM »
A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live. The doctor advises her to marry a beekeeper and to move with him to Minnesota. The woman asks: "Will this cure my illness?" The doctor replies: "No, but the half year will seem pretty long."

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Re: 6 Months to Live
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2016, 05:47:03 PM »
  :rolleyes:
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Re: 6 Months to Live
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2016, 03:55:32 PM »
Ain't that the truth. I don't know how folks up north handle it.
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Re: 6 Months to Live
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2016, 08:20:38 PM »
I can't get my Minnesota relatives to come to Texas in the summer (weather about as hot as Florida, without the humidity), but I sure met a llet of snowbirds in Arizona in January. 
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