Where Are Trumps Tax Returns?
During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump,
where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain
they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?
The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records,
his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources
to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
"What's your next question?"