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« on: September 30, 2014, 10:14:56 AM »

I've seen two good bumper stickers on the topic lately:

Guns don't kill people, George R. Martin does.

Guns don't kill people, people who text while driving do.

And for the George R. Martin fans, a new Hodor quote:

"Hodor"--Hodor
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« Reply #1 on: Today at 01:11:44 AM »

Of course not, don’t be silly!  Dogs do.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/12/dog-shoots-man_n_1143890.html
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« Reply #2 on: Today at 08:05:49 AM »

I've seen one along the lines of

If guns kill people then matches cause arson.
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« Reply #3 on: Today at 09:36:43 AM »

And the spoon made Rosie O'donnell fat.
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« Reply #4 on: Today at 09:49:55 AM »

I think it goes:
"If guns cause crime then matches cause arson."
or a variation:
"Guns cause crime like matches cause arson!"

Of course you can come up with a thousand of those.

"If guns cause crime then pry bars cause burglary..."

or "...hemostats cause pot smoking"
or for that matter:
"...hammers cause houses"
"...shovels cause holes"
"...stoves cause food"
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