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« on: January 19, 2007, 08:03:09 PM »

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
 “What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
 No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who’s next?
 Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart."
  "Done! Says the Wizard.
 Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done."
 Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

 "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
     
 

 
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 08:11:17 PM »

good one.  may i pass it on?
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"Nay, it [this constitution of government] must perish, if there be not that vital spirit in the people, which alone can nourish, sustain, and direct all its movements. It is in vain, that statesmen shall form plans of government, in which the beauty and harmony of a republic shall be embodied in visible order, shall be built up on solid substructions, and adorned by every useful ornament, if the inhabitants suffer the silent power of time to dilapidate its walls, or crumble its massy supporters into dust; if the assaults from without are never resisted, and the rottenness and mining from within are never guarded against. Who can preserve the rights and liberties of the people, when they shall be abandoned by themselves? Who shall keep watch in the temple, when the watchmen sleep at their posts? Who shall call upon the people to redeem their possessions, and revive the republic, when their own hands have deliberately and corruptly surrendered them to the oppressor, and have built the prisons, or dug the graves of their own friends?

Justice Joseph Story, "Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States," Volume II, Chapter XIII: Mode of Passing Laws, Sections 900-901, pp. 364 (1833)
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 08:14:08 PM »

Pass it as much as you want. grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2007, 09:54:00 PM »

Thanks for the laugh
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 11:48:30 PM »

i dont get it might i might get mom to explain it to me.
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