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Offline Geoff

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« on: March 01, 2007, 10:46:43 PM »
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he

fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.

To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all. Dumbfounded, the officer said; "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breathalyser equipment must be broken. "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

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Re: Australian Sport
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 11:16:03 PM »
 :-D  good one Geoff.

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Re: Australian Sport
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2007, 08:33:49 AM »
Your right only an Aussie could do that. If that had happened in the US he would have gotten serious stick time.

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Re: Australian Sport
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 11:26:32 AM »
Ahahahaha, good one, reaaaly good one!

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Re: Australian Sport
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 11:08:47 AM »
instead of typing it all out all i am going to say is HA! HA! HA!
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Re: Australian Sport
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2007, 09:23:00 AM »
Hillarious!

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Re: Australian Sport
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2007, 12:07:02 AM »
    evil heheheheh
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)