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Offline TwT

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Close Shave
« on: February 23, 2007, 12:44:13 AM »
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up,
he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a
nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I
swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone
else does."


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Re: Close Shave
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2007, 01:12:11 AM »
Ha, you must be on the joke of the night train.  LOL.  Having a great day.  Cindi
There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service