The Blonde Painter

[pdmattox]

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all  these blond jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her  husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of  rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,  she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on  the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she  is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to  do it by painting the house.. He then asks her why she
has a ski jacket over  her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint  can and they said....

FOR BEST  RESULTS, PUT ON TWO  COATS
 
 

[buzzbeejr]

hey Mrs. blond it means two coats of paint!