OK since we are gonna talk about animals. We have a cat that adopted us. It was running free, catching mice, rabbits, and gofers. Because it was keeping the mice away from the house and did that darn gofer in, we decided we would keep it around. We started feeding it. Then we were ending up feeding about ten more cats. So we would let the cat in.... Named it Jo Momma
? Someone did.... so we weren't feeding all the freeloaders.
We have two Chihuahuas. Some times one of the dogs, Lokie, starts after the Jo. And then Killer, the other dog, will jump in on the chase. I try to tell these stupid mutts that the cat has killed critters bigger than they are....this is a big cat.... but they don't listen.
So now the cat has become a house cat. Fat and lazy. Won't hardly go out.... well some one has turned a large German Shepherd loose out here...... Sort of the neighborhood dog.... and he don't like cats. Now we got another gofer out in the yard messing up everything. Danged ol' cat won't go out to get it.