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Queen Bee
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« on: February 18, 2007, 07:42:33 AM »

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig up his collard green garden, but it was always very hard work for him because the soil was hard. His only son, Junebug Jankins III, who
 used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his
 son and described his predicament.

Dear Junebug,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my collard greens this year. I'm getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I  know you would dig the plot for me.

 A few days later he received a letter back f rom his son.

 Dear Daddy Jankins,

Whatever you do, don't dig up that garden! That's where I buried the bodies!!!

 Junebug Jankins III

 At 4 A.M. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived anddug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and then left.

 That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

 Dear Daddy Jankins,

 You can go ahead and plant the collard greens now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. evil

 Love ,
 Junebug Jankins III

Field Bee
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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 08:28:20 AM »

Well Junebug I guess is sort of a macgyver in a way. Good joke.

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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2007, 12:50:03 PM »

Ha Ha!

What he left out was that the FBI also tore up the concrete floor of the barn, and left all that concrete in the garden!!! shocked

 rolleyes grin

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