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« on: February 18, 2007, 08:29:03 PM »

Joe Burns, a blind Marine, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde
joke?"

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2007, 10:22:08 AM »

heheheheh, blondes don't stand a chance!LOL
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