I know afew that are this crazy that aren't blonde!
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened
a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and
hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know,
some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second
blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she
does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies,
"Shut up, you're next!"
FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend
says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh,
that's easy: W."
FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That
was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once
and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on
the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the
K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home
to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
They send me a BLIND policeman."