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« on: February 08, 2007, 07:14:09 PM »


  I know afew that are this crazy that aren't blonde!

  FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
  the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,  listened
  a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!"  and
 hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know,
  some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
 
  SECOND  DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
  compact on the  sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
  looks in  the mirror and  says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second
  blonde says, "Here, let  me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.
  The second one looks in  the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
 
  THIRD DEGREE A blonde  suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
  she goes out and buys a gun.  She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
  when she opens the door she finds  him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
 blonde is really angry. She opens her  purse to take out the gun, and as she
 does so, she is overcome with grief.  She takes the gun and puts it to her
 head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey,  don't do it!!!" The blonde replies,
 "Shut up, you're next!"
 
  FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of
 state capitals.  She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend
  says,  "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies,  "Oh,
  that's easy: W."
 
  FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde  ask her doctor when he told her she
  was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
 
  SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
 sat in her US government class. The  professor asked Bambi if she knew what
  Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered  the question then finally said, "That
  was the decision George Washington had  to make before he crossed the
  Delaware."
 
  SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
  her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once
  and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on
 the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the
  K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran
  out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
 down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home
 to  find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do
  they do?
  They send me a BLIND policeman."
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 07:51:20 PM »

This is why I like reheads.

Sincerely,
Brendhan
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 04:45:20 AM »

heheh the last one is,.....LOOOL
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 08:09:58 PM »

I like the third and fourth best
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 09:00:22 PM »

HA ha ha, I liked the third
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 12:08:38 AM »

They're good ones....lol  I am blonde and love it when the guys at work try to upset me by telling blonde jokes....the thing is I usually have a better blonde joke to retort with, thanks for the extra ammunition...hehehe

Hey, my favourite.....

What do you call a blonde with a small brain?


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What do you call a blonde with a big brain?


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A Golden Retriever

And for all my fellow blondes out there, have a wonderful day and just remember whenever you do something stupid at least you have an excuse and people will just "understand" and feel sorry for you...as for the brunettes and reds...well sorry, but you just did something stupid...no excuses accepted.

PS - my occupation= Electrical Engineer, High Voltage Lineworker, Cable Jointer and Electrical Fitter Mechanic....and yes I still have blonde days.   Wink
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 08:52:16 AM »

hey byrdie good jokes how about this one      What do you call a blond with half a brain
                                                                         
                                                                                      Gifted.

p.s. what kind of dog is that it looks pretty cute
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 08:11:19 PM »

My dog is a boxer, her name is Nara.  Nara is an aboriginal girl's name which means "companion".  She is certainly that!!

Have a great day/night (don't know what time it is over there....), thanks for the funny blonde joke!

Here's another one for you - if a blonde and a brunette jumped off an 11 storey building who would hit the ground first?
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..The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions....haha
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 09:18:37 PM »

good one. and you're welcome
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