Had the annual KPIs today, got all the fours moved up to 5s, changed my job title, changed everything I could change to make it look better, just in case. Ahh I can be shifty too!

Agreed to all of it very easily, hmm maybe too easy lol. Couldnt get "manager" in my title, despite people above me calling me a "claims manager". My manager said hes the only manager around here lol. But I ended up with me above the rest of the sheep. Ahh my clever strategy is a long term plan.
For career objectives, I targeted 2IC and 1IC. Nothing like a bit of pressure on those above you to expose a chink in the old armour!
You know after 10 years of service they used to send you to Japan all expenses paid for 2 weeks, even the tea lady got that deal. New MD pulled the plug on that, some people had 9.5 years of service up. Not a nice thing to do to people, but it improves the bottom line.
We made 20 million clear profit last year on sales of 148 million, so still hoping for the 10% annual salary bonus being paid!
If It comes through, I am well on the way to being like Ted and Dallas and owning some land.
(well I could never own as much land as Ted!)