Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
â€œWhat brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?â€
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
No Problem! Said the Wizard. Whoâ€™s next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward, â€œWell, I think I need a heart."
"Done! Says the Wizard.
Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"