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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
“What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who’s next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! Says the Wizard.
Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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good one. may i pass it on?
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"What has destroyed liberty and the rights of man in every
government which has ever existed under the sun? The generalizing
and concentrating all cares and powers into one body, no matter
whether of the autocrats of Russia or France, or of the
aristocrats of a Venetian Senate." --Thomas Jefferson to Joseph C.
Cabell, 1816.
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Pass it as much as you want.
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Thanks for the laugh
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i dont get it might i might get mom to explain it to me.
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