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Offline pdmattox

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Presidents In Oz
« on: January 19, 2007, 09:03:09 PM »
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
 â€œWhat brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
 No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who’s next?
 Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart."
  "Done! Says the Wizard.
 Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done."
 Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

 "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
     
 

 

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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 09:11:17 PM »
good one.  may i pass it on?
One could not learn history from architecture any more than one could learn it from books. Statues, inscriptions, memorial stones, the names of streets ? anything that might throw light upon the past had been systematically altered. (1.8.85)

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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 09:14:08 PM »
Pass it as much as you want. :-D

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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2007, 10:54:00 PM »
Thanks for the laugh
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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2007, 12:48:30 AM »
i dont get it might i might get mom to explain it to me.
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