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Offline pdmattox

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Presidents In Oz
« on: January 19, 2007, 09:03:09 PM »
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
 â€œWhat brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
 No Problem! Said the Wizard. Who’s next?
 Richard Nixon stepped forward, “Well, I think I need a heart."
  "Done! Says the Wizard.
 Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! Said the Wizard. Consider it done."
 Then there is a great silence in the hall.

Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

 "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
     
 

 

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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 09:11:17 PM »
good one.  may i pass it on?
.....The greatest changes occur in their country without their cooperation. They are not even aware of precisely what has taken place. They suspect it; they have heard of the event by chance. More than that, they are unconcerned with the fortunes of their village, the safety of their streets, the fate of their church and its vestry. They think that such things have nothing to do with them, that they belong to a powerful stranger called “the government.” They enjoy these goods as tenants, without a sense of ownership, and never give a thought to how they might be improved.....

 Alexis de Tocqueville

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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 09:14:08 PM »
Pass it as much as you want. :-D

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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2007, 10:54:00 PM »
Thanks for the laugh
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Re: Presidents In Oz
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2007, 12:48:30 AM »
i dont get it might i might get mom to explain it to me.
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