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« on: January 19, 2007, 07:55:28 PM »
 
While I was watching the play-off games last weekend,
my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.
 
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my Liquor.
 
Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.

       
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2007, 08:22:02 PM »
Touche!
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2007, 09:52:33 PM »
In our house I think I would need to disconnect the computer and throw out the beer?Huh evil
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2007, 08:05:28 AM »
Nice one.

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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2007, 01:05:20 PM »
And you thought she didn't understand life support equipment.
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2007, 04:39:22 PM »
Good one Dallas. How are you holding up?
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