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« on: January 12, 2007, 08:26:01 PM »

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!
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**CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?*

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition
and health.
It's a relief to know the truth
after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2007, 08:17:57 PM »

That makes me glad that English is not the oonly language I speak.  Nika wawa Chinook jargon. Hablo Espanol. Onamok Turke. Wakadamtsu Nippongo.  Since Chinook jargon is considered a dead language I wonder if that means I'v outlived my life expectancy?
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2007, 09:02:47 PM »

My pasta diet is more like...Pasta taters....pasta Steak.... pasta cake..... pasta Ice cream
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2007, 10:45:19 PM »

I knew I should have paid more attention in spanish class.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2007, 11:14:56 PM »

That makes me glad that English is not the oonly language I speak.  Nika wawa Chinook jargon. Hablo Espanol. Onamok Turke. Wakadamtsu Nippongo.  Since Chinook jargon is considered a dead language I wonder if that means I'v outlived my life expectancy?

I would say that you are very talented.  Great day. Cindi
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2007, 06:25:43 PM »

im with you Jerrymac thats my diet
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