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Offline mabuzzbee

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How to achieve inner peace
« on: January 07, 2007, 09:26:09 PM »
This definitely works, we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.  Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
 
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a  bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhula, a package of Oreos, the remainder of  my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2007, 10:20:22 AM by beemaster »
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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 10:21:40 AM »
I knew I was doing something wrong - I just never mixed the right combinations  :-P
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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 10:54:00 AM »
HAAHAHAHA

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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2007, 10:58:22 PM »
Good work!!!  Now that is the way to finish off things, I do have a few to finish off too, maybe tomorrow.  Great day. Cindi
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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2007, 11:10:56 PM »
thanks for the good laugh, even my mom enjoyed reading your post. We are going through our cabinets right now! ;)

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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2007, 06:45:01 PM »
you know I have a few things to finish off to 1. this diet 2. the ice cream 3. and for john dallas and austin
those nasty drinks I told you about.
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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2007, 12:10:18 AM »
yea do you have about 1000 dollars you can finish paying me so i can finish the things i started that i wanted to finish? lol
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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2007, 07:17:20 AM »
Funny. Very funny. Thanks.

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Re: How to achieve inner peace
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2007, 11:19:45 PM »
In order to finish you have to get started first.
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