The funniest thing I ever heard.

[mick]

A lady called into the talkback radio program a couple of years ago. She was reporting a kangaroo in her suburban backyard. It had taken refuge under the porch. Her Italian speaking father was talking to it, trying to coax it out with a piece of bread.

She said, and I quote, "Papa, dont talk to it in Italian, its Australian, it wont understand you, speak English".

I nearly wet my pants.

[Cindi]

Holy cracker!!  Now that has gotta be a funny for sure.  Great day. Cindi

[buzzbeejr]

ha ha ha funny one mick thats what i would probably do

[Brian D. Bray]

Everybody knows that Doolittle is not an Italian name.

[Mici]

nope, it's gypsy- do(o)-little
hmm, maybe not, if it was gypsy it would be doonothing