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Author Topic: The funniest thing I ever heard.  (Read 1002 times)
Queen Bee
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« on: December 21, 2006, 02:36:47 AM »

A lady called into the talkback radio program a couple of years ago. She was reporting a kangaroo in her suburban backyard. It had taken refuge under the porch. Her Italian speaking father was talking to it, trying to coax it out with a piece of bread.

She said, and I quote, "Papa, dont talk to it in Italian, its Australian, it wont understand you, speak English".

I nearly wet my pants.
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2006, 09:36:54 AM »

Holy cracker!!  Now that has gotta be a funny for sure.  Great day. Cindi

There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who moil for gold.  The Arctic trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold.  The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see, what the night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I cremated Sam McGee.  Robert Service
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2007, 11:51:10 PM »

ha ha ha funny one mick thats what i would probably do Smiley

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Brian D. Bray
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I really look like this, just ask Cindi.

« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 10:16:57 PM »

Everybody knows that Doolittle is not an Italian name.

Life is a school.  What have you learned?   Brian      The greatest danger to our society is apathy, vote in every election!
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2007, 11:59:55 AM »

nope, it's gypsy- do(o)-little
hmm, maybe not, if it was gypsy it would be doonothing
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