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Offline mick

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The funniest thing I ever heard.
« on: December 21, 2006, 03:36:47 AM »
A lady called into the talkback radio program a couple of years ago. She was reporting a kangaroo in her suburban backyard. It had taken refuge under the porch. Her Italian speaking father was talking to it, trying to coax it out with a piece of bread.

She said, and I quote, "Papa, dont talk to it in Italian, its Australian, it wont understand you, speak English".

I nearly wet my pants.

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Re: The funniest thing I ever heard.
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2006, 10:36:54 AM »
Holy cracker!!  Now that has gotta be a funny for sure.  Great day. Cindi
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Re: The funniest thing I ever heard.
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2007, 12:51:10 AM »
ha ha ha funny one mick thats what i would probably do :)
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Re: The funniest thing I ever heard.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2007, 11:16:57 PM »
Everybody knows that Doolittle is not an Italian name.
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Re: The funniest thing I ever heard.
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2007, 12:59:55 PM »
nope, it's gypsy- do(o)-little
hmm, maybe not, if it was gypsy it would be doonothing