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« on: October 27, 2006, 11:01:54 AM »

New Viruses

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for
viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files


Last but not least

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
floppy...then discards it through windows..
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2006, 11:25:17 PM »

How abot the Bee Virus:  Jams mother board with honey.


The Chicken Virus: little red blotches (poxes) replaces screen saver.

The Pigeon Virus:  Sets on hard drive and splatters email.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2007, 11:53:45 PM »

how about the mother virus- stops computer from doing anyting what so ever
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2007, 12:34:12 PM »

Real cute jr.
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