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Author Topic: Tarzan n' Jane  (Read 888 times)
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Location: Zagradec, Grosuple, Lower Carniola, Slovenia

tougher than rock

« on: October 18, 2006, 02:41:08 PM »

It was another afternoon in the jungle and Jane sudenly felt the urge, i mean THE urge. so she went to Tarzan, and started talking to him.
Jane: "well Tarzan, you know what grown ups do?? the thing you have between your legs."
Tarzan:" tarzan knows, Tarzan pees."
Jane:" no no, i meant the other thing, when your thing gets harder?"
Tarzan:" aaaa Tarzan knows, Tarzan used holes in trees!"
Jane:" oh no no, you have to put it here (she shows him where to)"

and in that precise moment Tarzan kicks her in the crotch with all force!
Jane falls to the ground and all shocked and in pain asks him
Jane:" oh Tarzan wha on earth did you do that for?Huh"
Tarzan:" Tarzan must check for bees inside"

hehe, i just hope it's still familly-friendly, and not censured to much to miss the point cheesy [/i]
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