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Offline Hi-Tech

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A man walked into a bar...
« on: May 24, 2006, 01:30:23 AM »
A guy walked into a fancy nightclub and the bouncer stopped him. "There is a dress code here" he said "You have to have a tie to come in."

The man went back to his car and looked around but could not find a tie. Finally he found an old pair of jumper cables and wrapped that around his neck. When he got back to the door, he asked the bouncer "Will this do?"

"yeah" the bouncer said "You can come in but dont be starting anything".... :lol:
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A man walked into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2006, 01:42:47 AM »
And the Duck said, "Put it on my bill."  Blast from the Past
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