There was this Hippy sittin' on the bank of a Bayou with his feet and lower legs danglin' in the water.
AN ALLIGATOR CAME UP AND BIT HIS LEG OFF
His friend, another Hippy came up to him and exclaimed " Like man, what happened "
there was blood in the water.
The first Hippy replied " Like man this Alligator bit my leg off "
THe friend said " Like man which one "
The first Hippy said " Like man, I duuno, ALL them Alligators look the same to me