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Offline GSF

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The Nursing Home
« on: March 06, 2014, 07:12:09 PM »
The Nursing Home

Three mischievous old Grandmas were
Sitting on a bench outside the nursing
Home when an old Grandpa walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'

The old man said, 'There is no way you
Can guess my age!

One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure
We can! Just drop your pants and
we can tell your Exact age.'

Embarrassed, but anxious To prove they

couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn
Around a couple of times and then jump
Up and down several times. Determined
To prove them wrong, he did it. Then they

All said in unison,'You're 87 years Old!'

Standing with his pants down around
His ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in
The world did you guess my age?'

Slapping their knees, grinning from ear

to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed.....

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
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Offline tefer2

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Re: The Nursing Home
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2014, 08:54:14 AM »

Offline mikecva

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Re: The Nursing Home
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2014, 02:39:37 PM »
You really have to watch the old ones. They are sneeky.   -Mike
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