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Offline GSF

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Government Surveyors
« on: March 05, 2014, 08:03:50 PM »
Ole &  Lena

Government surveyors  came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying.

Ole agreed, and Lena  even served them a nice meal at noon time.

 
The next spring, the two  surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us,

we wanted to give you  this bad news in person instead of by letter."

 
Ole replied, "What's the  bad news?"

 
The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work here,

we discovered your  farm is not in Minnesota but is actually in Wisconsin!"

 
Ole looked at  Lena and said,

"That's the best news  I have heard in a long time.

I just told Lena this  morning that I don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota."
"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

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Re: Government Surveyors
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2014, 09:40:20 PM »
Gotta steal this one.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Government Surveyors
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 01:18:18 PM »
Me too, LOL :)

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Re: Government Surveyors
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 06:41:17 PM »
 :-D :-D