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« on: March 05, 2014, 07:03:50 PM »

Ole &  Lena

Government surveyors  came to Ole's farm in the fall and asked if they could do some surveying.

Ole agreed, and Lena  even served them a nice meal at noon time.

 
The next spring, the two  surveyors stopped by and told Ole, "Because you were so kind to us,

we wanted to give you  this bad news in person instead of by letter."

 
Ole replied, "What's the  bad news?"

 
The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work here,

we discovered your  farm is not in Minnesota but is actually in Wisconsin!"

 
Ole looked at  Lena and said,

"That's the best news  I have heard in a long time.

I just told Lena this  morning that I don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota."
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2014, 08:40:20 PM »

Gotta steal this one.
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 12:18:18 PM »

Me too, LOL Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 05:41:17 PM »

 grin grin
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