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GSF
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« on: February 26, 2014, 07:11:53 PM »


I was in a beer joint in Chittlin County Alabama last

Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly

girl came up to me, squeezed my butt and said,

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before

the farmer notices you're missing."


                                                                                       
 
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edward
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FEED ME HONEY or I`ll smash your screen !


« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 07:48:33 PM »

Ahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah  lau lau lau lau

nasty  grin



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G3farms
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 08:38:58 PM »

Do you remember much after that?
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2014, 10:05:47 PM »

Now by gawd that's funny!

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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2014, 10:30:31 PM »

LOL! spilt my beer!   grin grin grin
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2014, 07:29:17 AM »

No problem, GSF. I took her home for you
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 12:08:06 PM »

LOL.. good one!
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