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Offline GSF

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Beer Joint
« on: February 26, 2014, 08:11:53 PM »

I was in a beer joint in Chittlin County Alabama last

Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly

girl came up to me, squeezed my butt and said,

"Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before

the farmer notices you're missing."


                                                                                       
 
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Offline edward

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 08:48:33 PM »
Ahahahahahahahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah  :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau:

nasty  :-D



mvh Edward  :-P

Offline G3farms

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 09:38:58 PM »
Do you remember much after that?
those hot bees will have you steppin and a fetchin like your heads on fire and your @ss is a catchin!!!

Bees will be bees and do as they please!

Offline capt44

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2014, 11:05:47 PM »
Now by gawd that's funny!

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2014, 11:30:31 PM »
LOL! spilt my beer!   :-D :-D :-D

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2014, 08:29:17 AM »
No problem, GSF. I took her home for you
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Beer Joint
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 01:08:06 PM »
LOL.. good one!