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iddee
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« on: February 25, 2014, 10:02:18 PM »

 The Lost Keys...


After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."


They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.


He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.


The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.


Then I reached into my purse for my cell phone and made the most difficult call of all to my husband.

" Sweetheart, I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."


There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"


Now it was my turn to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."


He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"


Welcome to the golden years..........
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 12:29:47 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 06:50:57 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2014, 12:08:49 PM »

too long for a joke!  evil evil
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