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Online iddee

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The lost keys.....
« on: February 25, 2014, 11:02:18 PM »
 The Lost Keys...


After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."


They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.


He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.


The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.


Then I reached into my purse for my cell phone and made the most difficult call of all to my husband.

" Sweetheart, I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."


There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!"


Now it was my turn to be silent.

Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."


He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your car!"


Welcome to the golden years..........
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: The lost keys.....
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2014, 01:29:47 AM »
 :-D
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Offline tefer2

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Re: The lost keys.....
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2014, 07:50:57 AM »
 X:X

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Re: The lost keys.....
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2014, 01:08:49 PM »
too long for a joke!  :evil: :evil: