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Offline iddee

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It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« on: February 17, 2014, 09:21:34 AM »
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to
die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my
last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane
who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in
the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark
brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved.
He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

She gasped...

Then, he spoke...

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 09:38:46 AM »
 :lau:

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Re: It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 08:52:20 PM »
 :-D
"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne

Offline stanisr

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Re: It Takes A Texan To Make You Feel Like A Woman
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2014, 01:26:01 PM »
I like it , but don't tell my wife. :-D
Rick