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Offline GSF

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One for the Golfer's
« on: February 15, 2014, 08:33:40 PM »
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course,
heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?”

“I’m okay… thanks," I replied.

“Thank goodness for that.  I’m Elizabeth, what's your name?"

"It’s Jack. Umm, but, uh…”

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't   think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive ... I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, “but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy and  a little conversation, I thanked my hostess.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."

"Don't be silly,” Elizabeth said with a smile, “nothing happened; we just had a drink together. By the way, where is she?"


Under the cart.

"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne

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Re: One for the Golfer's
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 10:17:42 PM »
 :cheer:

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Re: One for the Golfer's
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 10:41:15 PM »
 :mrgreen: :-D
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: One for the Golfer's
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 09:49:06 AM »
 :cheer: :chop:

 

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