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Author Topic: One for the Golfer's  (Read 395 times)
Super Bee
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Location: Central AL (nw corner of Elmore County)

« on: February 15, 2014, 07:33:40 PM »

One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course,
heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?”

“I’m okay… thanks," I replied.

“Thank goodness for that.  I’m Elizabeth, what's your name?"

"It’s Jack. Umm, but, uh…”

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't   think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive ... I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, “but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy and  a little conversation, I thanked my hostess.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."

"Don't be silly,” Elizabeth said with a smile, “nothing happened; we just had a drink together. By the way, where is she?"

Under the cart.


"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne
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« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2014, 09:17:42 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2014, 09:41:15 PM »

 afro grin

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 08:49:06 AM »

 cheer chop chop
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