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Offline iddee

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My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« on: February 14, 2014, 10:34:59 AM »
 
Suicide bomb teacher accidentally blew up his entire class

A  suicide bomb instructor at a camp north of Baghdad was teaching a class of militants in training Monday when he accidentally detonated the vest he was building as a demonstration and blew up his entire class.

New York Times reports that the class consisted of Sunnis belonging to the group Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS. ISIS has been waging a  war of attrition against the Shiite-dominated Iraqi government, with sporadic suicide bombings and more coordinated efforts. The group stormed the cities of Fallujah and Ramadi early in 2014 and took control of certain areas by force, heavily armed. Local authorities have since wrested control back from ISIS.

NY Times reports that 22 ISIS students were killed and 15 wounded when the teacher accidentally detonated the bomb, a massive friendly fire explosion. Eight ISIS members were arrested attempting to flee the camp.

The U.S. has largely abandoned its military presence in Iraq but is said to be working with the Iraqi government on a strategy to quell the sectarian violence, including having other Sunni take the lead in trying to stop ISIS from carrying out more attacks.

The suicide bomb teacher was not named, but was identified by an Iraq Army officer as an influential recruiter who was “able to kill the bad guys for once.”

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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 10:45:06 AM »
Did they pass the class or fail ?  :roll: :-D


mvh Edward  :-P

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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 01:59:01 PM »
Did they pass the class or fail ?  :roll: :-D


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Passed right to Allah :-D

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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 08:51:16 PM »
I was thinking they probably got an "I" incomplete, because nobody could give them a grade.
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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 02:15:10 PM »
Did they pass the class or fail ?  :roll: :-D


mvh Edward  :-P

You forgot one thing this is a holy war they went straight to paradise and get the reward of 72 virgins  ;)




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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2014, 01:26:41 PM »
 :-D
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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2014, 01:42:53 PM »
But their tool was blown off and they can't service them. That's worse than not having the 72.  :cheer: :devilbanana: :devilbanana: :lau: :lau:
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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2014, 01:58:15 PM »
 X:X :lau:

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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2014, 11:13:50 PM »
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But their tool was blown off and they can't service them. That's worse than not having the 72.  :cheer: :devilbanana: :devilbanana: :lau: :lau:

I Can see by your reply you have never lived amongst the Arabs. The biggest thing to remember this is a holy war.      



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« Last Edit: February 20, 2014, 06:01:33 AM by Jim 134 »
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Re: My funniest one yet, and it's true.
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2014, 04:08:44 PM »
LOO we had that happen in Afghanistan . Tarin Kowt to be exact. A father an son were laying an IED when it went off. The locals alerted the ANP who alerted us that a Medevac was needed for two "Victims".
Well they got medevac'd to KAF and treated at MMU Role 3. And that is when we found out that we had two "emplacers"

They were treated and we found were they lived and the Cache of 20 plus IED's destroyed. I think the residence was to but I was on an RCP when that went down.

It's nice to get unintended help from the bad guys now and then.

 

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