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Offline iddee

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Wacko gun control
« on: February 13, 2014, 10:09:14 AM »
It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and balls for my muzzleloader,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
card-reader.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer

I still don't think I looked that bad.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2014, 10:18:17 AM »
 :lau: :jerry:

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 05:46:49 AM »
 :lau: :lau:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

Offline jayj200

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 09:24:29 AM »
like this

Offline hjon71

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2014, 06:41:35 AM »
My idea of gun control is a firm grip.
Quite difficult matters can be explained even to a slow-witted man, if only he has not already adopted a wrong opinion about them; but the simplest things cannot be made clear even to a very intelligent man if he is firmly persuaded that he already knows, and knows indubitably, the truth of the matter under consideration. -Leo Tolstoy

Offline stanisr

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2014, 01:11:38 PM »
I like it :lau:
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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2014, 05:13:13 PM »
I agree with HJON 71 as seen on the rear window car sticker " GUN CONTROL- BOTH HANDS ON THE FIREARM"
Nico

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2014, 09:38:16 PM »
Nico, I like your sentiments, but you poor folks down under let them take your guns away.

We just hope we've learned from your misfortune. 

Good joke, though.


Gary, endowment life member NRA

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2014, 09:54:33 PM »
I tell this one a lot

Offline Joe D

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Re: Wacko gun control
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2014, 01:46:10 AM »
Iddee, I like the 50 grain pellets, just drop 2 or 3 down the barrel and a Sabot.     Bet she changed her instructions after that.





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