It has already started at Dick's Sporting Goods.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and balls for my muzzleloader,
the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer
I still don't think I looked that bad.