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Galactic Bee
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« on: February 12, 2014, 09:25:00 AM »

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game, sitting in the
first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them. One of
the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the

Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the
agent, and shakes his head.

The agent then says "Mr. President, it was a request from the team
owner who is a big campaign contributor, and the fans will love it!"

So, Barack shrugs and says "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants,
and drops her right over the wall into the field.

She gets up kicking, screaming & swearing. The crowd goes wild;
cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Barack is bowing and smiling,
and leans over to the agent and says "You were right, I would have
never believed that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.


The agent replies "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
House Bee
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2014, 10:05:28 AM »

 lau lau

Super Bee
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2014, 12:40:05 PM »

 lau lau th_thumbsupup
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