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« on: February 06, 2014, 07:23:24 PM »

 
 
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter, and I asked her;
 
“What day is it tomorrow?”; She said “It’s President’s Day!”
 
She’s a smart kid, so I asked; “What does President’s Day mean?”
 
I was waiting to hear something about Washington  or Lincoln,….. etc.
 
She replied; “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White
House, and, if he sees his shadow,…….we have two more years of Bull S---.”
 
You know,..……It really hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose!
 
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 08:42:38 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 09:24:35 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 03:50:24 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 09:17:55 PM »

Now that's funny.
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« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2014, 01:16:51 PM »

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