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Offline iddee

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Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« on: February 06, 2014, 08:23:24 PM »
 
 
I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter, and I asked her;
 
“What day is it tomorrow?”; She said “It’s President’s Day!”
 
She’s a smart kid, so I asked; “What does President’s Day mean?”
 
I was waiting to hear something about Washington  or Lincoln,….. etc.
 
She replied; “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White
House, and, if he sees his shadow,…….we have two more years of Bull S---.”
 
You know,..……It really hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose!
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 09:42:38 PM »
 :mrgreen:
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.

Plato

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 10:24:35 PM »
 :mrgreen:   :lau:

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 04:50:24 PM »
 :buttkick: :lau:

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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 10:17:55 PM »
Now that's funny.
Jim
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain
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Re: Breakfast With My Granddaughter
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2014, 02:16:51 PM »
 :-D
Rick