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Author Topic: Good 'ol Canadian Humor  (Read 563 times)
Super Bee
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« on: January 25, 2014, 07:37:35 PM »

A couple are at the airport in Phoenix, awaiting their flight. They  are dressed in heavy boots, parka, scarf, mittens, and all ready to  head home to the Canadian winter.

An older American couple standing nearby, are intrigued by their  manner of dress. The wife says to her husband, "Look at that couple. I  wonder where they're from?"

He replies, "How would I know?"

She counters, "You could go and ask them."

He says, "I don't really care. You want to know, you go ask them."

She decides to do just that, walks over to the couple and asks,  "Excuse me. I’ve been noticing the way you're dressed and I wonder  where you're from?"

The Canadian farmer replies, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan".

The woman returns to her husband who asks, "So, where are they from?"

She replies, "I don't know. They don't speak English."

"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2014, 08:47:27 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2014, 11:14:44 PM »


I gotta steal that one.

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2014, 11:19:54 PM »

C Aye N Aye D Aye
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2014, 09:08:09 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 01:41:55 PM »


Kamon Reynolds.   

To bee or not to bee? What a stupid question........
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