A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped
bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur
chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies
who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since
I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more
inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side!"