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Super Bee
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« on: January 22, 2014, 05:31:46 AM »




A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped

bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur

chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies

who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since

I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more

inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side!"

"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne
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Galactic Bee
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