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Offline edward

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It's a trap
« on: January 16, 2014, 07:39:11 PM »
A Taliban was sitting in a cave when he hears over a dune the voice of one American solider:

 "One American solider is better then 10 Taliban fighters"

So the Taliban angry sent over ten of his high-ranking soldiers. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. "One American solider is better then 100 Taliban fighters"

So the Taliban sends over 100 of his highest ranked soldiers sure of victory. After a lot of gun fire and yelling and screams of agony the Taliban heard the voice again. "One American solider is better then 1000 Taliban fighters"

So the Taliban sent his toughest, meanest, personal guards over the dune. After hundreds of bullets fired, and explosions and the screaming and crying, it was over.

The Taliban now wondering what happened goes over the dune where he finds a wounded Taliban solider who says "don't send anymore men it's really a trap there is really two of them!"  :jerry: :jerry:

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Re: It's a trap
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2014, 08:24:15 AM »
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Re: It's a trap
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2014, 12:39:38 PM »
 :lau: :catchchick:
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Re: It's a trap
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2014, 07:40:22 PM »
 :-D
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Re: It's a trap
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2014, 09:38:09 PM »
I first heard that after "the six day war" but it was the Syrians and there were two Israelis... it certainly fit then...
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