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Offline GSF

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All I need to know about life - I learned from gardening
« on: January 01, 2014, 08:50:34 PM »
 All I Need to Know About life
 I Learned from Gardening

 
Weed out all the annoyances in your life.
We’ve all got our own rows to hoe.
Stay away from seedy characters.
It’s very prestigious to be in the Ivy League.
Always call a spade a spade.
It’s OK to be a late bloomer.
You always reap what you sow.
The plot always thickens when it rains.
Weeds never sleep.
Some people are naturally corny.
Always try to be outstanding in your field.
Keep your hands off your neighbor’s peonies.
Sow your wild oats with care.
Some problems are perennial.
It’s best to keep mum about certain subjects.
A little manure goes a long way.
People with lawns have mow fun.
It’s important to branch out.
There is nothing more refreshing than a morning
shower.
One man’s garbage is another man’s compost.
Some things are best left unfertilized.
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"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne

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Re: All I need to know about life - I learned from gardening
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2014, 09:07:50 PM »
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Re: All I need to know about life - I learned from gardening
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2014, 04:11:59 PM »
Besides that, My ex wife took my sons to California and they went to pot.

 

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