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Offline iddee

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Marital Bliss
« on: December 26, 2013, 10:22:09 AM »
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done! I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Marital Bliss
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 09:21:41 AM »
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Re: Marital Bliss
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 09:23:16 PM »
 ;)
"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

John Wayne