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Offline GSF

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Married and Content
« on: December 23, 2013, 09:33:43 PM »
A Modern Day story;

Married And Content—A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in
the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied, 'get your own freaking blanket!

After a moment of silence;

he farted.

The End
"Life is hard, It's even harder when you're stupid."

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Offline tefer2

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Re: Married and Content
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 09:37:58 PM »
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